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The Tradition words & music (c) krm I came to Naps with plenty ambition, And found it was right to my taste. I quickly learned the various traditions Abounding in the place. There was losing InterCol, And winning volleyball, And heckling masters in the line... But one tradition they didn’t tell me ‘bout, I observed with the passing of time. Chorus: It was HC girls with their wide blue skirts, And HC girls with their pleated skirts, And they make this tradition (of which I wasn’t told): A master must marry an HC girl. Well, it was back in ‘56; (yes, I was up here then Though I was none the wiser); Mr Winston Samlalsingh married Joan Persad, Then went to make fertilizer. He was happily mated, and soon emulated By masters coming up the line... And one master they didn’t tell me ‘bout, I observed with the passing of time. Chorus: Well, time went by and in ‘59 There was competition for a new craft. Mr Mac and Matadeen were vying hard For a female member of staff. As might be expected, Science was accepted: Mr Mac, you better find a new lime... But he said, “No bother, no moral disorder, I’m simply biding my time.” Chorus: Well, I smiled to myself, but I was the fool: Mr Mac had the last laugh on me. In the middle of teaching Milton in school, He stole a nice, nice HC girl from me. He said: “The functional features of Comus’ masque...” And she said: “Sir, explain that...” And all I could do was sit and stare. If I sit down by the wench, He put me on the bench; I make an objection, Is straight detention; I show she the homework, He send me up for strokes - I tell you, it really wasn’t fair. But one little thing I want to say to him: Mr Mac, lend me your ear... “Take good care of her; Take good care of her!” Chorus: So all these girls became their teacher’s pet, But the opposite holds just as true. With all these lady teachers we have, you can bet I’m falling in love, too. I will play football, and be a left-winger, Because I want to attract Mrs Springer. The masters taking all the girls from we. And don’t think Strings soft, You should see show-off Whenever he go in 6B. Chorus: Well, who is next? We cannot say, But in this matter all are learners. Who can say, not far from today, There may be an increase of Turners. And this year I see a nice Chinee So, strong possibee, it might be Mr Yee. Is only me still throwing me line. That is why I come back still, Patsy, marry me, eh girl, I find I’m here a long time... Chorus: And I want an HC girl with her bright white shirt An HC girl with her pleated skirt. I’m gonna break this tradition and really go for gold, And I’m going to marry an HC girl!” |